December 2011
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2011 is almost over. Inbox me something you've...
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friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
Every girl I know is like
heyfunniest:
“I’m spending the holidays SINGLE this year”
And I’m like, “I spend my holidays single every year”
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The Best Year Ender!
Early morning workout then sauna, cold shower topped off with a full body massage! Agenda for tonight: Barbecue and game night at Ate Elda’s house with the gang!
2012, BRING IT ON!!
It’s my year.
Why Being A Girl Isn't Working Out For Me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
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Merry Christmas to all you wonderful people of...
Hope you’re all enjoying your holidays!!
Anonymous asked: Because chico has some girlfriend and and and gil isnt ready yet ;)
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